I've never been fisted and, unless and until I have a child, I never will. I'd rather stay 'honeymoon fresh' down there and as long as I can come with a pencil, which I can thanks, then I will.
I love fisting married women though, it's the best and they're so grateful. Women whose husbands haven't looked at them since little Megan or Caithlynn was born have so much to offer. Just as girls who've had a baby are often better athletes afterwards, so a woman's capacity for sex increases. Her body might not be as tight anymore but it's twice as ready for action.
Jane was my first and my favourite. She had two lovely daughters, as bright and fun loving as her, and was as uninhibited as they come. She'd had her first child while still at university and must be the hippest mother in the world. She played to lose during strip poker and would be topless before the bowl of crisps needed replacing. We got on like a house on fire and it was only a matter of time before we started to mess around.
She'd had the usual lesbian until graduation experiments but I was her first girl for a while. I grabbed her bum in the kitchen one time when she was making tea, she turned and kissed me and that was it. After a couple of nights snogging on the sofa we repaired upstairs for a bit of a session. She had the usual housewife's shaved landing strip and small, slightly sagging breasts while I was polished like the roof of a volkswagon Beetle. We sixty nined for a while and then I laid her down and got serious.
She had plenty of KY on hand, of course, and soon two fingers turned to three. I worked my hand slowly into her, crushing my hand together and giving myself more pain than I was giving her. She was transfixed, her virginity being taken once again. She bucked up and relaxed, my hands opening her legs like the hairdresser moving your head when you're a child, and with firm, gentle, constant pressure, my greased hand slipped inside. She gasped and started to come almost immediately, going into spasm and almost breaking my hand as she came.
My hand was trapped inside her like a doberman's knot and I bit my lip as she writhed and groaned, floating up out of her body to return to it seconds later, slightly changed.
We must have done it thirty times, we tried a bit of most things, but every time the 'climax' was fisting her. All roads led to my hand inside her and every time she came like Mount Vesuvious. She fingered me of course, but it wasn't the same, so I would beg for a good spanking with her brown leather belt. She got off on that too, taking out on me all the pain and pleasure I had in store for her.
I haven't seen her for a couple of years, she got divorced and is with a new guy now. I hope she thinks of me and my hands cupped round her breasts in the kitchen. If I'd been a man I'd have married her. My friend Jane.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Cock
I love girls, I've only ever fallen in love with a girl, it's only girls I check out in summer, it's only the girls at the World Athletics Championships whose midriffs hold my attention and yet I need cock. Ideally I'd love to be dog mounted a couple of times a week with my one session of the week with a lovely guy on Sunday. Up the bum natch.
There's something very honest about an erect penis, certainly not beautiful, not even attractive but compelling like a glock automatic or a black mamba. A dog's cock is just that bit more of a cock than a man's, naked and pink and red instead of covered with skin, a pint of come instead of a teaspoon, huge knot to punish you. I guess that's why I need a guy up my bum, it's too risky with a dog but vaginal sex with a guy is too boring.
Am I greedy? Three times a week would be enough for me. Maybe a spanking.
I'm a bitch.
There's something very honest about an erect penis, certainly not beautiful, not even attractive but compelling like a glock automatic or a black mamba. A dog's cock is just that bit more of a cock than a man's, naked and pink and red instead of covered with skin, a pint of come instead of a teaspoon, huge knot to punish you. I guess that's why I need a guy up my bum, it's too risky with a dog but vaginal sex with a guy is too boring.
Am I greedy? Three times a week would be enough for me. Maybe a spanking.
I'm a bitch.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
10 things I've never done
1. Sucked a cock, any cock, nor will I. Sorry boys.
2. Been paid for sex, financially.
3. Not paid for sex, emotionally.
4. Had a threesome with two guys and now I'm past sixteen, it's not likely to happen either.
5. Got married (I have had sex with a bridesmaid though, which is why I mention it. I'm sleazy like that)
6. Dressed up in rubber. I mean, what is the fasciation.
7. Done anything with blood or poo or piss, beyond an enema. Disgusting. Anything that marks you permanently makes you out as an idiot, yes that's you honey with your tribal tattoo and your nose ring.
8. Gone more than a fortnight without masturbating since I turned twelve. I was in Australia, doing some conservation work. I gave it to myself as a test. I passed but never again.
9. Asked every girl out that I wanted to. A girl I knew called Amanda simply asked any girl she fancied if she wanted to have sex. She got her face slapped quite a bit but saw more action than Douglas Bader.
10. Not got turned on watching modern rhythmic gymnastics.
2. Been paid for sex, financially.
3. Not paid for sex, emotionally.
4. Had a threesome with two guys and now I'm past sixteen, it's not likely to happen either.
5. Got married (I have had sex with a bridesmaid though, which is why I mention it. I'm sleazy like that)
6. Dressed up in rubber. I mean, what is the fasciation.
7. Done anything with blood or poo or piss, beyond an enema. Disgusting. Anything that marks you permanently makes you out as an idiot, yes that's you honey with your tribal tattoo and your nose ring.
8. Gone more than a fortnight without masturbating since I turned twelve. I was in Australia, doing some conservation work. I gave it to myself as a test. I passed but never again.
9. Asked every girl out that I wanted to. A girl I knew called Amanda simply asked any girl she fancied if she wanted to have sex. She got her face slapped quite a bit but saw more action than Douglas Bader.
10. Not got turned on watching modern rhythmic gymnastics.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Hands and Knees
Hands and Knees
On my hands and knees with my shoulders on the floor to be fucked up the ass with a girl with a strap on or a boy who knows what he's doing for once.
On my hands and knees to mounted by a dog and fucked and tied like the horny bitch I am sometimes when I need it really down and dirty.
On my hands and knees to lick out a girl who's lying blissed out on the floor with the film we got half way through still playing in the background.
On my hands and knees with a plug tail up my bum as the furry girl, with tiger ears, prepares to mate with me.
On my hands and knees to offer my rump for the spanking I so deserve and crave. Some quick little hand taps to warm me up then the leather belt I love so much.
On my hands and knees, my black strap on dildo snug in its holster, as I take my turn to mount my purring tiger girl.
On my hands and knees to lose my virginity, it's the best and most natural way.
On my hands and knees to take the enema nozzle and feel the water filling me up till I cramp like the San Andreas Fault inside.
Hands and knees wins hands down.
On my hands and knees with my shoulders on the floor to be fucked up the ass with a girl with a strap on or a boy who knows what he's doing for once.
On my hands and knees to mounted by a dog and fucked and tied like the horny bitch I am sometimes when I need it really down and dirty.
On my hands and knees to lick out a girl who's lying blissed out on the floor with the film we got half way through still playing in the background.
On my hands and knees with a plug tail up my bum as the furry girl, with tiger ears, prepares to mate with me.
On my hands and knees to offer my rump for the spanking I so deserve and crave. Some quick little hand taps to warm me up then the leather belt I love so much.
On my hands and knees, my black strap on dildo snug in its holster, as I take my turn to mount my purring tiger girl.
On my hands and knees to lose my virginity, it's the best and most natural way.
On my hands and knees to take the enema nozzle and feel the water filling me up till I cramp like the San Andreas Fault inside.
Hands and knees wins hands down.
A Girl's Best Friend
A lot of things which were once taboo are now socially acceptable, even desirable. Female masturbation and college lesbianism were once beyond the pale, now they're pretty much compulsory. Anal sex for women was a freakish ordeal in the past, now it's always on the menu but somehow I think dog sex is going to stay on the wrong side of the tracks.
Which is why I like it.
I don't understand why it's so out there. Nobody gets hurt, you can't catch any diseases or get pregnant and the dog likes it even more than you do. I wonder if it's rather more common than anybody admits. How many girls haven't had a friendly lick from the family lab while they were playing with themselves as a lonely teen?
Penetration is another matter, that's more hard core. I know it's the fantasy of a lot of men to see their partners fucked by a dog, and that women can go along with it just to please them, but that would be a one off or a birthday treat for him. The girl's I've talked to who are into it though are addicted to it for their own sake, it consumes them and they can't get enough.
It's the raw animal passion of it, the uninhibited fucking, being taken like a bitch. Great for librarians and politically correct Guardian reading social workers in particular I think. Dogs are the same as guys in many ways - they always want sex and prefer to fuck you than lick you - but they're build differently too. A dog starts coming almost straight away, he'll fuck you hard first - and his penis literally has a bone in it - then he'll want to "tie". Some girls do this and some don't, though it is the ultimate. The dog's penis has a "knot" which swells at the base of it, once it's inside you. That locks his cock into the vagina while he fills you with sperm. It fills you up while he lies on your back, or more likely turns right around so you're ass to ass. After ten or twenty minutes, if you're lucky, the knot subsides a little and he pulls out of you and the pints of semen, or so it feels, pour out.
Advanced girls can take the penis is their ass too, and even knot in their bums, but that's for the porn starts I think. I've seen it done but that's a bridge too far even for me.
Every girl starts with a labrador I think, and while German Shepherds are in all the porn pretty much any dog will do. The trick is to train them properly. Have a special room for it, special commands and chastise him sharply if he bothers you at any other time or circumstances.
If you haven't tried it, then I recommend it. Your boyfriend will love you forever for it and you'll have the ride of your life.
Which is why I like it.
I don't understand why it's so out there. Nobody gets hurt, you can't catch any diseases or get pregnant and the dog likes it even more than you do. I wonder if it's rather more common than anybody admits. How many girls haven't had a friendly lick from the family lab while they were playing with themselves as a lonely teen?
Penetration is another matter, that's more hard core. I know it's the fantasy of a lot of men to see their partners fucked by a dog, and that women can go along with it just to please them, but that would be a one off or a birthday treat for him. The girl's I've talked to who are into it though are addicted to it for their own sake, it consumes them and they can't get enough.
It's the raw animal passion of it, the uninhibited fucking, being taken like a bitch. Great for librarians and politically correct Guardian reading social workers in particular I think. Dogs are the same as guys in many ways - they always want sex and prefer to fuck you than lick you - but they're build differently too. A dog starts coming almost straight away, he'll fuck you hard first - and his penis literally has a bone in it - then he'll want to "tie". Some girls do this and some don't, though it is the ultimate. The dog's penis has a "knot" which swells at the base of it, once it's inside you. That locks his cock into the vagina while he fills you with sperm. It fills you up while he lies on your back, or more likely turns right around so you're ass to ass. After ten or twenty minutes, if you're lucky, the knot subsides a little and he pulls out of you and the pints of semen, or so it feels, pour out.
Advanced girls can take the penis is their ass too, and even knot in their bums, but that's for the porn starts I think. I've seen it done but that's a bridge too far even for me.
Every girl starts with a labrador I think, and while German Shepherds are in all the porn pretty much any dog will do. The trick is to train them properly. Have a special room for it, special commands and chastise him sharply if he bothers you at any other time or circumstances.
If you haven't tried it, then I recommend it. Your boyfriend will love you forever for it and you'll have the ride of your life.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Twenty five things that turn me on
Driving around Iceland in an old Land Rover Defender with a wild girl with an unsayable name.
Sharing an ice cream cornet with a girl you've just met and giggling because you just know....
A stormy walk on the cliff tops with a rug warmed by a roaring fire waiting at home.
Kissing girls in public places.
Kissing girls in private places.
Going down on a girl while she's on the phone to her mom.
Getting fucked in the ass by someone who knows what they're doing.
Spanking a girl hard.
Natalie Wood in "Splendour in the Grass" or "Love with the Proper Stranger" or "This Property is Condemned".
Being spanked harder.
Flying a falcon to the lure.
Paul Newman.
Riding a horse with duo balls inside you.
A horse crop on a girl's bedside table.
Geneviève Bujold.
The girl you loved, but never told, in school.
Skinny dipping and seeing all the girls like being waxed down there as much as you.
Fisting a married woman and having her nearly break your hand when she comes. Yes, I'm talking about you Jane.
Bob Dylan's voice on "Blonde on Blonde".
The wind in the trees when you've someone to cuddle.
Masturbating to the Cocteau Twins.
Catholic Schoolgirls.
Emily Remler.
Japanese rope bondage.
Masturbating before I have sex, it's like a freebie!
Sharing an ice cream cornet with a girl you've just met and giggling because you just know....
A stormy walk on the cliff tops with a rug warmed by a roaring fire waiting at home.
Kissing girls in public places.
Kissing girls in private places.
Going down on a girl while she's on the phone to her mom.
Getting fucked in the ass by someone who knows what they're doing.
Spanking a girl hard.
Natalie Wood in "Splendour in the Grass" or "Love with the Proper Stranger" or "This Property is Condemned".
Being spanked harder.
Flying a falcon to the lure.
Paul Newman.
Riding a horse with duo balls inside you.
A horse crop on a girl's bedside table.
Geneviève Bujold.
The girl you loved, but never told, in school.
Skinny dipping and seeing all the girls like being waxed down there as much as you.
Fisting a married woman and having her nearly break your hand when she comes. Yes, I'm talking about you Jane.
Bob Dylan's voice on "Blonde on Blonde".
The wind in the trees when you've someone to cuddle.
Masturbating to the Cocteau Twins.
Catholic Schoolgirls.
Emily Remler.
Japanese rope bondage.
Masturbating before I have sex, it's like a freebie!
Shooting the puppy
Doing the unthinkable. Thinking the undoable. Shooting the puppy.
Betraying your new wife with a bridesmaid?
Watching your daughter masturbate through her keyhole with her ipod headphones drowning out your heavy breathing?
Sleeping with some girl (or boy) just one time "just to see what it's like"?
Pretending to be someone else and swapping dirty e mails?
Paying for sex in a Bangkok brothel?
Spending all weekend on Tiava.com when you should be comforting your dying mother?
Shooting the puppy.
Of course I wouldn't shoot it, I'd fuck it.
Betraying your new wife with a bridesmaid?
Watching your daughter masturbate through her keyhole with her ipod headphones drowning out your heavy breathing?
Sleeping with some girl (or boy) just one time "just to see what it's like"?
Pretending to be someone else and swapping dirty e mails?
Paying for sex in a Bangkok brothel?
Spending all weekend on Tiava.com when you should be comforting your dying mother?
Shooting the puppy.
Of course I wouldn't shoot it, I'd fuck it.
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