I love my bum

Every girl, so they say, tries anal sex twice. Once just to do it and once because she can't believe it hurt so much the first time. You can't remember pain, that's the only reason women can have more than one baby.

Anal sex was once the preserve of gay men of course, and nobody wants to think about that, but I think it was AIDS which intrigued the rest of the population. If so many men were willing, almost eager, to risk death for this pleasure it must be something worth trying. Now it would be more embarrassing for a girl to admit to being an anal virgin than to confessing she got fucked there more often than his birthday, and hers.

It used to be called 'the Irish way', to avoid pregnancy in that priest ridden land and even today it's rumoured Italian girls offer their plump, ripe rumps to their boyfriends to save their hymen for their wedding day. In England the reverse is true of course, and girls (pretend to) save their brown cherry for their wedding night. Anything to spice up the evening's proceedings when the grim slow death of marriage is all that awaits them now.

Most girls don't really like it, but only because they've been spoiled by men. Men ramming it home without lubrication, fingering or preparation. Something so special should be carefully prepared for, long evenings of gentle exploration integrated into the night's love making. A good tip is to slip a little finger in just as she's about to come, so she begins to associate anal penetration with orgasm. The entry can be earlier and earlier, first one then two clear jelly slathered fingers, opening her anus, opening her heart.

To be fucked by a girl wearing a strap on is an experience, to be anally taken by her is divine. Training her to wear a plug is fun, she should wear a short skirt without underwear so the plug can be checked at any time, at home, in the club, in the shopping centre. Her anus must never be spoiled, if it's stretched too much it defeats the object. Each penetration should be the loss of a new virginity, like the eagle tearing up the liver of Prometheus only for it to grow again ever night.

If you love a girl, you will love her ass. But you will never complain if she is dirty just one time, she cannot help that and you must not embarrass her. You must offer your own to her, with the dildo, because she must never suffer what you will not take yourself. She must see that you are stronger than her, and you can only enjoy her pain and pleasure if you know exactly what she is feeling and more.

I love my bum, and you should too. Treat it gently, and kindly, as you should treat me. Hurt me there and I know you will brutalise my better feelings and I will leave you before you get a chance to tire of me.