Monday, August 20, 2007

A Girl's Best Friend

A lot of things which were once taboo are now socially acceptable, even desirable. Female masturbation and college lesbianism were once beyond the pale, now they're pretty much compulsory. Anal sex for women was a freakish ordeal in the past, now it's always on the menu but somehow I think dog sex is going to stay on the wrong side of the tracks.

Which is why I like it.

I don't understand why it's so out there. Nobody gets hurt, you can't catch any diseases or get pregnant and the dog likes it even more than you do. I wonder if it's rather more common than anybody admits. How many girls haven't had a friendly lick from the family lab while they were playing with themselves as a lonely teen?

Penetration is another matter, that's more hard core. I know it's the fantasy of a lot of men to see their partners fucked by a dog, and that women can go along with it just to please them, but that would be a one off or a birthday treat for him. The girl's I've talked to who are into it though are addicted to it for their own sake, it consumes them and they can't get enough.

It's the raw animal passion of it, the uninhibited fucking, being taken like a bitch. Great for librarians and politically correct Guardian reading social workers in particular I think. Dogs are the same as guys in many ways - they always want sex and prefer to fuck you than lick you - but they're build differently too. A dog starts coming almost straight away, he'll fuck you hard first - and his penis literally has a bone in it - then he'll want to "tie". Some girls do this and some don't, though it is the ultimate. The dog's penis has a "knot" which swells at the base of it, once it's inside you. That locks his cock into the vagina while he fills you with sperm. It fills you up while he lies on your back, or more likely turns right around so you're ass to ass. After ten or twenty minutes, if you're lucky, the knot subsides a little and he pulls out of you and the pints of semen, or so it feels, pour out.

Advanced girls can take the penis is their ass too, and even knot in their bums, but that's for the porn starts I think. I've seen it done but that's a bridge too far even for me.

Every girl starts with a labrador I think, and while German Shepherds are in all the porn pretty much any dog will do. The trick is to train them properly. Have a special room for it, special commands and chastise him sharply if he bothers you at any other time or circumstances.

If you haven't tried it, then I recommend it. Your boyfriend will love you forever for it and you'll have the ride of your life.

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